i'm just not that into you...feeling like crap!

have you or have you not tried uno's farmers market deep dish pizza?!
if not, ssssttttaaaaay aaway! its delious...ly...dandgous.
and dont be fooled by the many veggie on tops this mamma jamma. it is loaded with
your daily intake of carbs, dairy, fats, and calories.
but damn, it taste so gooood.

coincidentally, i was wearing a 'eat your vegetables' tee yesterday. These of course are my chorky attempts to promote good health, but obviously flush it away quick by consuming them on a Chicago-style deep dish pizza.
{good going loser-face!}




my sister is here!
(i.e. picture above)

and i really cant tell yet if she's really excited or hardly impressed.
giving it some time.

on this lovely valentines day morning, the entire house woke up to the smell of a mysterious burning smell.
we find out that our down stair neighbor burn the shit out of a pot a rice.
4 hours later the 'intoxicating aroma' still lingers.

and speaking of the v-day, if you are looking for cards & tired of those damn hallmark, poop speaking non-sense, then
here's some v-day e-cards that our sure to get a reaction.

if you're honey has a taste for dark-humor or just a oopper fan of law& order (like myself), then these v-cards are just screaming ' i may not be the best looking guy, but if i make you laugh, you can learn to like me". and really, who doesn't like nice kinda creepy acts of kindness. haa.




and if that didn't tickle your funny bone then go to
someecards.com and browse for more valentine day messages.

they range for all types of folks.

patriotic:



desperate:



web geek:


romantic:


sincere:


Democrat:


single ladies:


well in any case whatever tickles your pickle its a load of chuckles either way.
and if this isn't you favorite holiday to celebrate they got plenty others to
awkwardly offend your friends and family.

call me crazy but even though 2009 started a little rough and still in its post 2008 year end woes,
i'm still pretty optimistic about this year.
why?
i have no f-en clue.

It extends out to cinema in 09 as well.
i think it's safe to say I’m a movie buff and love theater experience minus sticky floors.
so, just in case you didnt know

one of my favorite book as a kid is being made into a movie. 'It's an adaptation of Maurice Sendak's classic children's story, where Max, a disobedient little boy sent to bed without his supper, creates his own world--a forest inhabited by ferocious wild creatures that crown Max as their ruler.'


It's directed by spike jones and has had numerous obstacles in getting made.
Despite, I'm extremely curious to the end results.
release date is in October and i can't wait!!!

as for today.
let it begin.
eeep.