i'm just not that into you...feeling like crap!

have you or have you not tried uno's farmers market deep dish pizza?!
if not, ssssttttaaaaay aaway! its delious...ly...dandgous.
and dont be fooled by the many veggie on tops this mamma jamma. it is loaded with
your daily intake of carbs, dairy, fats, and calories.
but damn, it taste so gooood.

coincidentally, i was wearing a 'eat your vegetables' tee yesterday. These of course are my chorky attempts to promote good health, but obviously flush it away quick by consuming them on a Chicago-style deep dish pizza.
{good going loser-face!}




my sister is here!
(i.e. picture above)

and i really cant tell yet if she's really excited or hardly impressed.
giving it some time.

on this lovely valentines day morning, the entire house woke up to the smell of a mysterious burning smell.
we find out that our down stair neighbor burn the shit out of a pot a rice.
4 hours later the 'intoxicating aroma' still lingers.

and speaking of the v-day, if you are looking for cards & tired of those damn hallmark, poop speaking non-sense, then
here's some v-day e-cards that our sure to get a reaction.

if you're honey has a taste for dark-humor or just a oopper fan of law& order (like myself), then these v-cards are just screaming ' i may not be the best looking guy, but if i make you laugh, you can learn to like me". and really, who doesn't like nice kinda creepy acts of kindness. haa.




and if that didn't tickle your funny bone then go to
someecards.com and browse for more valentine day messages.

they range for all types of folks.

patriotic:



desperate:



web geek:


romantic:


sincere:


Democrat:


single ladies:


well in any case whatever tickles your pickle its a load of chuckles either way.
and if this isn't you favorite holiday to celebrate they got plenty others to
awkwardly offend your friends and family.

call me crazy but even though 2009 started a little rough and still in its post 2008 year end woes,
i'm still pretty optimistic about this year.
why?
i have no f-en clue.

It extends out to cinema in 09 as well.
i think it's safe to say I’m a movie buff and love theater experience minus sticky floors.
so, just in case you didnt know

one of my favorite book as a kid is being made into a movie. 'It's an adaptation of Maurice Sendak's classic children's story, where Max, a disobedient little boy sent to bed without his supper, creates his own world--a forest inhabited by ferocious wild creatures that crown Max as their ruler.'


It's directed by spike jones and has had numerous obstacles in getting made.
Despite, I'm extremely curious to the end results.
release date is in October and i can't wait!!!

as for today.
let it begin.
eeep.

check it!

i've been working on a painting the last couple a days, which is a great outlet
and artistic comforter. i finally going to put all those throw away frames into use.
what restricts me from my projects is myself.
i get so caught up in the standards of well, standards
and then i'm so sure that its stupid and unqualified.
ha. i'm a real tough critic.

so its cold outside.
oh, right freezing and of course for some unknown reason our
heater's busted.
man, is everything in our house broken?
wtf is the landlord/super when you need them?
we still must enduring hard nipples in our own home
and walk with snow hats and janky socks.
err.


so it had to be 2ish months ago that me & sam had been star brushed
twice in two days.
our first hollywood encounter was vincent d'onofrio.
it was a beautiful evening, still warm outside, as we headed towards
moma for their free friday nights.
as we scadooed along the Manhattan ciaos,there on a random street lamp pole, a filming paper was posted, "law and order: ci", it read.
i freaked. i frantically analyse the entire area
in hope to spot anyone form the show.
no luck.
then my "wheres Waldo" partner spots him.
sweet sweet vincent.
i wont go into details how i approached him and made a fool out
of myself, but i'll tell you thatthe first thing to come out of my mouth was
"oh geez your so handsome".
he sat in the huge shiny black Cadillac escalate.
his smile was big, face scuffed and he himself almost bear-like.
oh he's so adorable.

if i'm lucky my brain wont shut down and i can say
something witty to make him laugh next time. hey, i mean, it could happen.
as well as not be a bigger idiot and not take a picture with him.geesh.

the following day we were at grand central when yet again, my co-pilot spots
another movie star. this time i'm not excited. but found it humourous how
he was like the pink elelphant in the room, in this case the subway. everyone tired to act normal.
and yes, it was really ethan hawke.

i mean i liked him in before sunrise, it was the movie that won my heart over
but the minute that slut cheated on uma. he was no better
then those throw away goods, like usher and jude law. &if you think he's not a douche,
here he is being one at the 2007 tonys

i mean "he was asked about this video and was honest in an interview, he said he was not familiar with her work and did not know why such a big fuss was made over her....he is a cocky bastard and....disrespectful. "
douche.

the wick inro

me and the roomies collaberated to make this pilot :



life in bush'wick"!